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This past week was an eventful one. 

Sorta.

I got assssh from my neighbor all over my hair and face/mouth and demanded we be released from our lease a month early.

(Or someone was gonna get their arms chopped off so they couldn't smoke with anything but their toes.)

Like usual, I got what I wanted.

We now move May 1st as opposed to June 1st

(If you need to refresh yourself)

Lets see.

I subbed for a PE teacher at an elementary school.  

That will never happen again.

OOOOOOOH!

While subbing, I sat down for my lunchie break and looked at my phone:

My BFFFFFF since 6th grade had her baby!!

(HER BLAAAG)

Gretta Elise 7LBS 8 OZ

I just about peeed myself.

(the day prior, she had told me the DR said to wait 8 more days to be induced)

Nonetheless, I am so happy for her little family.

That is pretty awesome.

 

I went to a sundogs hockey game.

( Getting Electrocuted...So I Married an Axe Murder)

Never seen so many classy people in my life.

Twas a good week.

PS- did anyone watch the real housewives of the OC and see PEGGY(or might I say Heidi Montag in 5 years) not take her kid to the ER because she cut her finger?

awesome.

fantastic.

brilliant.