Sandwiches

So I made some wicked good sandwiches for lunch yesterday.  I was going to wait to eat with Steven on his lunch break, but soon realized that I had to be at the elementary school during his break.  So I ate mine, leaving two behind for Steven, plus a salad and chips.  I covered them up with a paper towel and left them on the counter.  I left fir school, did an antonym activity with the students THEN I get this text from Steven, way after his lunch break, asking me where the sandwiches were and another about how the sandwiches were gone, the paper towel was shreded all over the floor, and the chips were scattered across the counter.  He then went on to say 'sandwich' like 50 more times and then finally concluded that the dogs, Bear and Bella, got ON the counter (at least a 3.5 foot jump) and friggen ate them!  So that is a pretty funny story right?  THE BEST PART: Steven just ate the salad for lunch.  Didn't think to make himself another sandwich.  Then he complained about being hungry all afternoon.  He might be helpless.